chaseross:

YO LISTEN UP!

Backstory:

I have tried almost every STP out there and I can tell you that NONE have worked for me. To name a few: TravelMate, GoGirl, PeeCock, Mr.Fenis, DIY one and so on.

I’ve meet so many people who have had the same story story as me and just kind of gave up. Most of my dysphoria now comes from not being able to pee standing up (or pack properly) because everything didn’t work of made me uncomfortable.

But I have FINALLY seen the light!

Look at this amazing thing right here. Its called The Real EZP and its AMAZING.

The first time I tried it to pee, BANG it worked. No leakage, no hassle, SUPER easy and light weight. And you know what? you can stick it back in your undies after, no harness needed and it looks REALISTIC in your pants.

What I hate about these STPs and packers out there is they make us look like we have the biggest dick… like yes some people like that, but i want something more discrete.

So putting this bad boy back in your boxers makes you look like you have a flaccid dick… like cis guys have.. and its the best feeling in the world.

Currently, I’m sitting at my desk, my legs are crossed and I can’t even feel it. If I look down, its there and its amazing how it looks.

I know this might sound ridiculous for some people, but to me this is almost like the final piece of the puzzle …….

anyways, just check it out. Its awesome. They now have 3 colours available which is fantastic.

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